The hype surrounding Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026, Jane Schoenbrun) is justified. The movie is thought-provoking and entertaining. It's a thesis film, that is, a declaration of theoretical principles. None of this is occult -- the movie announces itself as an application of "queer theory" to a disreputable genre of film, that is, the "sleepaway camp" slasher movie. In these pictures, a group of good-looking and horny teens are stalked by a mad killer at an isolated summer camp. While engaging in sex, or the prelude to sex, the lecherous kids are slaughtered. In the end, a final girl, often one who is chaste and has not participated in the erotic free-for-all, confronts the monstrous serial murderer. After a gory battle, the final girl survives, although the monster, representing forces in the Id that are immortal and inextinguishable, limps away to fight another day -- thus, authorizing an indefinite number of sequels if the specific formula is successful at the box-office.
Teenage Sex is overtly didactic. In effect, it's a lecture in theory with gruesome illustrations, a sort of slasher-movie slide lecture. Blood spurts in geysers that are 30 feet high, heads literally role, and people are hacked and impaled to the point that the camera lens is so splashed with gore that the images are reduced to Mark Rothko-style fields of red. Here are the propositions that all this mayhem declares: (1) Monsters are created when sexuality is repressed; (2) Repressed sexuality erupts into violence and lurid carnage (blood spurts volcanically out of bisected bodies and severed necks); (3) Movies, specifically horror films exploit sexual repression by showing us the "return of the repressed"; (4) Murder in slasher-movies involving "nubile" (the word is used in the film) teenagers, represents a fear of being sexually penetrated; (5) Geysers of blood signify sexual release or orgasm; (6) The visual dynamic of films of this genre involve voyeurism, peeping at bodies through occluded fields of vision (generally supported by heavy breathing on the soundtracks); (7) Horror movies are about "desire and fluids" -- this is stated directly by a main character in the film played by Gillian Anderson; (8) The dynamic of pleasure involves both seeing covertly and desiring to be seen; expressed in other words, sexual pleasure requires that one desire to penetrate the beloved as well as wish to be penetrated; (9) In sexual intercourse, the distinction between subject and object is blurred and becomes irrelevant; (10) One achieves orgasm by inducing the state of mind that one is both active (an agent) and passive (a submissive victim) in the act of love. -- Much of this is questionable but it makes sense in the context of the movie. In summary, the film's theoretical underpinnings sound a bit dry -- however, the movie is moist, even wet to the pont of gushing. If we trace the way that gender is customarily expressed in our culture, the male principle is thought to be active and opposed to the passive female. Teenage Sex dramatizes the proposition that orgasm can't be attained without the bisexual principle of being, at once, active and passive, that is, predator and prey at the same time or, even more radically, one that imagines that he or she is raping by being raped.
Kris (Hannah Einbinder) is a feted lesbian or bisexual filmmaker. She is obviously a surrogate for the director Janet Schoenbrun whose previous well-reviewed movies involve psycho-sexual elements. The formative experience in Kris' sexual life was watching the first of the series of Camp Miasma movies (it is a "franchise" boasting no fewer than eight pictures) when she was eight or nine. Playing the DVD in the middle of the night, the little girl is fascinated by the look in the eyes of the final girl when she climaxes just before her boyfriend, who is atop her, is impaled. Kris wants to produce the re-boot of the Camp Miasma movies consistent with "Queer Movie Theory" and, further, intends to cast the "final girl" who is now a 60 year old woman in the picture. She goes to upstate Washington, near the Canadian border, where she locates the actress, now a recluse living "off the grid" in the deep mountain forest. The "final girl," Billy has grown into Gillian Anderson who is stately, beautiful, and sinister; she speaks with a heavy southern accent a bit like the detective in the "Knifes Out" pictures. Billy is living in the location and compound of Camp Tivoli, a sleepaway camp that was used as the set for Camp Miasma in the first film. After the success of the first movie, Billy has retired and not been seen on screen for thirty years. (At the time of the movie, she says that she was 24 playing 17.) Billy is described as eccentric and mysterious, like the figure played by Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. Kris drives to the camp, gets her SUV stuck in the snow, and hikes the rest of the way to the compound where Billy is living alone, but with a "cinema" next to her cabin. Anderson as Billy makes a grand entrance just at the moment when Kris says to herself "this is where I expect a jump-scare" -- she is dressed like a femme fatale in a fifties' noir wearing an extravagant broad-brimmed hat. The camp is filmed as a movie set with fake snow and mountainous landscape obviously painted on flats around the buildings. Kris importunes Billy to agree to appear in the re-boot. Billy resists but there is a sexual charge about their encounter which involves eating Kentucky Fried Chicken (filmed in lavish sexulaized close-ups like the famous eating scene in Tom Jones) and smoking a big marijuana spliff. Gradually, a romance blossoms between the two women. Kris admits that she can't achieve orgasm and that she feels remote from her own body. The two women go into the "cinema" or screening shack to watch the old movie. In the middle of the screening, the power goes out. Candles are lit and there is a tentative sexual encounter that is aborted when Kris can't respond to Billy's caresses.
The killer in the Miasma series of films is called "Little Death", of course, the French euphemism for orgasm. "Little Death" is a burlesque figure. He's a scrawny guy who runs around with his face hidden behind a metal ventilator duct, a reference, I think, to the voyeuristic aspect of teenage slasher movies -- someone is always peeping at the teenagers through underbrush or hiding in the HVAC vents. Little Death comes out of the center of the lake next to the camp. He is immortal and rises from the water like the Lady of the Lake in John Boorman's Excalibur wielding a long razor-sharp spear. The spear seems to have magical properties -- if it touches you, your flesh explodes into geysers of blood. The sex between the women has a activated Little Death. It turns out that the lake has a hole in its bottom and Little Death lives in marginally furnished room, naked and with some moldering furniture and a big flat screen TV -- it's a set smuggled in from Twin Peaks. The hole in the lake, which is portrayed as a ray of light extending up through the turbid water, is said to be the place where movies come from. Little Death emerges from the lake and slaughters Kris' vulgar and condescending producers who have appeared for a one minute cameo at the camp before being dissolved into explosions of gore. Kris' girlfriend and her bisexual partner, Thor, also both comical figures, have made the trip as well from LA to the camp and are wiped out after another 20 seconds. (These scenes, and much of the snowy ambience of the film, are related to Kubrick's The Shining, particularly the scene where a man with clairvoyant abilities travels with great difficulty to the Overlook Hotel and, then, is axed out of the picture in less than a minute of screen-time. Teenage Sex's structure also harkens to the Kubrick horror movie -- the episodes are labeled "Monday," "Tuesday" and so on.) The murders excite the two women and they have sex amidst rose petals and candles. Little Death appears and impales Billy. Billy vomits about six gallons of blood all over Kris who, finally, achieves a full-blown orgasm in this arduous manner. The next morning both women wake up, none the worse for wear but covered from head to toe with dried gore. They go into town and buy some candies and chips to fuel their ardent sexual affair. Some children are playing with squirt guns and none of the townspeople seem to notice that both women are painted red from head to toe.. Little Death is gone for the moment, but, of course, will arise from his underwater lair again. In one scene, Kris says that it's her fantasy to be the "final girl" half-naked and fleeing Little Death with her "tits bouncing" as she runs. We get to see Kris running in slow motion with her breasts flopping up and down, wearing panties and a transparent tee-shirt just before the sex scene with Billy. In that scene, Kris confesses that she wants to be the victim of penetration by Little Death, a desire that the film fulfills -- although without fatal consequence, since as Billy says, "it's all play."
The movie is a wonky mash-up of teenage slasher movies, Kubrick, and David Lynch with elements of David Cronenberg as well -- for instance, Little Death plays DVDS in his lair by pushing them into a vaginal-shaped slit, a bit like the belly DVD player in Videodrome. Some of the music and the Pacific Northwest setting invoke both Lynch's Twin Peaks and his Blue Velvet which as a similar psycho-sexual and sado-masochistic theme. The film is something to behold and driven by the fiercely committed performances of Gillian Anderson and Hannah Einbinder. It's often very funny and I recommend it without reservation.