Dave Herreid hosts a gathering at his home on the St. Croix river near Afton, Minnesota. Participants bring DVD copies of films to screen one after another from Friday evening until Sunday morning. The movies are characteristically action and horror films but there is wide variety of pictures on offer. There's excellent food prepared on the premises and good conversation. If you want, you can drink all day and night. The setting is idyllic, at the base of a bluff overlooking the St. Croix with the mighty river coursing by a stone's throw from the house. The river is vast and powerful, lined by steep hills, and, in the autumn, with leaves falling and brush bleeding red and gold colors all over the landscape, the view from the river is spectacular enough to distract you from the mayhem on screen -- it's more technicolor than technicolor with the deep blue of the St. Croix background to friezes and tapestries of colored leaves.
Here are the movies that I saw on Friday evening (November 6) and Saturday (November 7):
Rampart is a morose cop movie starring Woody Harrelson as a nasty self-pitying policeman fighting a brutality charge that seems well-founded. It's an effectively filmed movie with characters framed in traps of foreground obstructions, vivid and sizzling scenes of night-time LA, and pungent tough dialogue. The movie isn't very good, an uneven mixture of European Art Film and Hollywood cop action. The dialogue is mostly written by James Ellroy, the famous crime novelist, but it's not particularly persuasive. The movie invokes Abe Ferrara's Bad Lieutenant with regard to the self-destructive protagonist, but there's really no conflict. The movie is set up for Woody Harrelson's character to get his comeuppance in a satisfying way -- but this would conflict with Ellroy's hard Right politics -- and so the movie ends as a sort limp compromise: Harrelson isn't happy and his prospects are miserable, but he's not destroyed either. Rampart was made in 2011 and directed by Oren Moverman. .
Arkansas is about drug-dealing in the titular State, with forays into Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. The movie has an excellent cast, good locations, and a witty script. But it's predictable and, for some reason that I can't quite identify, seems weirdly abstract and lackluster. Perhaps, this deficiency arises from the fact that the characters are not interesting (with one exception) and, therefore, we aren't emotionally invested in their rather squalid fates. The picture opens with an epigraph from Charles Portis (quoting Dog of the South); Portis is an acquired taste, an Arkansas novelist who wrote True Grit, and about five other excellent books. Portis is very funny although his humor is bone-dry and acerbic and just one twist away from tragedy. Arkansas hopes to mimic his style, but lacks the bizarre and obsessive characters, generally entangled with secret societies, that animate Portis' books -- so the imitation doesn't work very well. The picture follows the misadventures of two low-grade drug-dealers played by Liam Hemsworth (the handsome if dimwitted crook) and his odd couple partner played by the plump, cherubic-looking Clark Duke. The couple go to work for an eccentric park ranger played by John Malkovich who moonlights running his part of the drug-dealing franchise. Malkovich's character works for the enigmatic "Frog" and a woman simply called "Her." Malkovich's performance is the best thing in the movie; the actor uses a heavy "moonbeams and magnolias" accent and flits around in an impressively weird way -- he's the only thing in the movie that seems to be channeling Charles Portis and is the kind of character that the writer celebrates in his books. But Malkovich's park ranger is assassinated in the movie's first 15 minutes and, with his absence, the wind goes out of the picture's sails. What remains is a convoluted plot, heavy on brutal killings, including a guy disabled by having his eyes gouged out. Vince Vaughn is good in the Jon Hamm role -- that is, the handsome movie-star idol head of the operation called the "Frogman," he's smarmy, self-confident, and treacherous. The picture doesn't seem to properly exploit its fine cast and vivid location filming and goes nowhere. The film had the misfortune of being released during COVID and has vanished without a trace. It's a 2020 movie directed by the actor Clark Duke.
The Hunt is a variant on The Most Dangerous Game, a reliable narrative that combines horror and action: a villain or a coterie of villains conspire to kidnap and, then, hunt humans for their entertainment. Usually, the human prey, at great disadvantage are massacred except for one plucky character who puts paid to the evil plot. The Hunt is genuinely funny with some laugh-out-loud moments and reasonably exciting as an action film. The plot twist in this movie, which is also political satire, is that the villains are radical liberals, far left of Hilary Clinton, who spew obnoxious "woke" rhetoric while conspiring to slaughter "deplorables" -- that is, hapless hillbilly types who cling to their "religion and guns." The Left vs. Right aspect of the movie gives it a buzz and elevates what would just be an ordinary portmanteau of gruesome killings into something approximating political satire. The film is also pleasantly surprising (at least for the first hour) in that the high profile actors are all blown to bits (pink mist) in the opening scenes in the movie. Becky Gilpin is good as the shapely hillbilly avenger. She manages to kill all the bad guys, who are perpetually bickering about their diets and sympathy for Native Americans and other minorities. The picture ends with a lengthy and gory cat fight between Gilpin and the last survivor among the murderous radical Democrats. There are a number of good gags: at one point, a liberal couple have poisoned food in the gas station with convenience store that they are pretending to operate as "Ma and Pa" of "Ma and Pa's Gas and Sundries." The husband gets thirsty and downs a soda from the store inventory: "Stop!" Ma shriek, "That's poison!" "You poisoned the soda pop?" the man says incredulously. "No," Ma says self-righteously, "it's got 40 grams of sugar in it." In another amusing scene, a leftist girl warrior is wounded. The heroine points her gun at her. "You're not gonna say that I should spare you because you're a girl?" the heroine asks. The wounded woman takes a beat, considers, and, then, applies her political principles to the question. "No," she says with predictable consequences. This entertaining movie was released in 2020, drowned in the Covid tsunami, and was directed by Craig Zobel. .
Sisu is a Finnish war movie that is primarily an excuse to stage a series of ultra-violent killings. The movie takes place in Lappland during 1944 when German troops (here simply called "the Nazis") are trying to flee the country, retreating through scorched earth that they have created by burning towns and wrecking infra-structure. The word Sisu is said to be untranslatable --in Finnish, it means something like an "indomitable" and "implacable" zeal to keep fighting even in the face of overwhelming obstacles. The hero is lone horseman who has already killed over 300 Russians in the Winter War. He rides the tundra like a cowboy riding the range and film's landscapes are spectacular, vast expanses of open terrain completely treeless and blotched with acres of glowing orange and yellow lichens. The hero has a dog which, unfortunately, doesn't make it to the last reel. (Correction: I missed a shot at the end showing the dog very much alive and riding happily in the side-car of the hero's motorcycle; David Ward, who was one of the Afton participants, reminded me of this image.) Like Rambo in Vietnam, the indestructible protagonist slaughters untold numbers of Nazis, killing them with arrows and knives and machine gun fire, dropping them out of planes, squashing them like bugs under the treads of tanks, etc. A group of eight women who are being hauled over the tundra in an armored personnel carrier (and being raped periodically by the Nazis -- so it is implied) are armed with machine guns by the lone avenger and slaughter the Germans who have been abusing them. Throughout the picture, the hero is bashed, torn open repeatedly, shot and stabbed, and gets his face smashed to pulp. But nothing stops this guy. At one point, when he has been nearly disembowled, the hero cauterizes the wound with a blow torch and, then, none the worse for wear continues to massacre Nazis. The movie is silly and has no suspense at all. After all, Superman wins all his battles. Further, the movie lacks a German antagonist worthy of this Finnish ultra-warrior. He's able to kill the Germans with absurd ease and there's never a sense that, despite his dozen or so wounds, he is ever in any real danger. The movie uses evidence of real German atrocities, corpse dangling from utility poles, burned villages, and systematic rape, as the basis for its interminable series of killings. This seems questionable to me and, therefore, it's hard to justify the picture in any reasonable terms -- it's brutish and meretricious to boot.
Obsession is the best and most assured of the films that I saw at Afton. The picture is a horror movie based, more or less, on a plot akin to Jacob's "The Monkey's Paw" -- that is, a cautionary parable about being cautious as to what you wish for. A callow but likeable young man works at a music store. There are two attractive female co-workers, one of them hoping to get into a college to study music (she ends up getting accepted to Luther College in Decorah, Iowa.) The young man is enamored with the other girl, Ricky. When she loses her necklace down a drain, the hero goes into a New Age store and buys not only a replacement necklace but also a wish-granting twig -- if you snap the twig and make a wish, it will be granted. (The novelty item costs a reasonable $6.99.) The young man makes a wish that his co-worker Ricky "will love him more than anyone else in the world." The wish is granted and the young man quickly finds himself in bed with the beautiful, but, now palpably insane Ricky. She is so psychotically devoted to him that when he goes to work, she stands in one place by the door, waiting like a faithful puppy -- periodically, she smashes a broken mug into her face until she is cut and bloody and, when the protagonist comes home, he finds her gory, standing in a puddle of her own urine and excrement since she was unable to leave her post where she was maintaining a vigil as to his return. Ricky is possessive. When her boyfriend meets the other co-worker, who has just learned the happy news that she has been admitted to Luther College, Ricky smashes through the windows in the car where the two are innocently talking and, then, slams the girl's head into the steering column until she is dead, her face crushed into a scum of blood and tissue, and her eyes popped out of her head. Ricky, then, takes the corpse and arranges it into a tableau in the scary haunted-house where the boyfriend lives (it was his grandmother's house): The body is displayed naked with its legs splayed wide open and the pudding of its face cocked back over its shoulders. Needless to say, the situation isn't good. There's no way to reverse the curse without someone dying. And, the manufacturer of the bliss-bestowing twig isn't helpful. When the hero calls to make a warranty claim, the company representative, a drawling stoner with a southern accent, says that he's sorry that the young man is unhappy but that it's no bed of roses for Ricky either, treating the phone-caller to a series of panicked shrieks by the entrapped woman. The movie is very grim and effective. It is brilliantly paced for a film of this sort. Nothing unusual happens for the first twenty minutes and Ricky's desperate efforts to snare and bed the reluctant hero (who now regrets his wish) takes another half hour with the girl offering herself in a cringe-worthy manner. The actual extreme imagery and horror doesn't begin until the movie is mostly complete and near its ending. This is a thought-provoking and depressing, if very frightening, horror movie and it's certainly memorable. The picture was made by first-time director Curry Baker and released in 2025.
No Sleep until Madison is a very likeable road picture, made on a low budget in Wisconsin with very good acting -- the cast of unknown actors (or unknown in 2002 when the movie was released) are extremely accomplished; one of the participants at the Festival, a man who is an actor himself told me that the players were probably professional theater people mostly from Chicago, a hypothesis that I think is reliable and likely true. The film's premise is that a rather pathetic High School teacher and hockey enthusiast annually attends the play-off game for the State High School championship in Madison, Wisconsin. For a week, he, and his buddies, attend games in the tournament leading up to the championship's final contest. This requires the teacher (played very well by the stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan) and friends to travel around Wisconsin in a battered, and mechanically compromised van owned by a dry-cleaning company in Lake Mills, a small town near Madison. Its winter and the weather is questionable and the High School teacher has retained a kid from his classes to record the expedition on video-tape -- this is Dave. (Dave's video footage is cut into the action and provides a sort of counterpoint to the narration.) There are four other men, all about the same age, participating in the road trip -- one is a low-level corporate executive in a family company, another is an exuberant party animal, a bit like John Belush, suffering from gout; one guy's wife is struggling with a new-born infant at home and there is another man who can sing in beautiful, if completely made-up, French. One by one, the characters accompanying Jim Gaffigan's hockey-obsessed, control-freak leader drop out of the excursion. The Belushi-like guy with gout gets slammed in the head with a ball when the troop is playing broom-ball on a frozen lake -- he's concussed and has to be hospitalized. The others are summoned off the road by family obligations and Dave gives up on the video chronicle. The van is being trailed by a mysterious black pick-up truck and, by the film's end, Gaffigan's character is trapped in the crashed vehicle with a badly bruised leg that immobilizes and the winter cold slowly freezing to death. Have no fear, all will be well in the end. The film has a sweet, naive spirit but is cynical enough about it's characters' serious foibles to be persuasive as well. The road trip plot is effective and well-managed and the writing is very sharp. The characters are all suffering from a sort of mid-life crisis or malaise, although they are only in their early thirties -- responsibilities have caught up with them and mutilated their hopes for the future. The tone of the picture if comedy mixed with melancholy --it's "bitter-sweet" if that term is permissible. The Wisconsin milieu is sharply observed and the excellent ensemble of players keeps everything light, nimble, but, also, sufficiently nostalgic for the movie's situations to have a "dying fall." This is a very good movie but one that you may have trouble finding. The film's title is emblazoned on a tee-shirt meaning no one will sleep and, instead, stay up all night partying: but the printer who silk-screens the shirts ends up writing "NO SHEEP UNTIL MADISON. This appealing movie was directed by ? -- I didn't write the name thinking I could get the information off the Internet. Alas, the movie is not on Wikipedia and doesn't appear in any way in Gaffigan's own wiki page.
Zardoz (1974) is a bloviating, bloated mess of a movie directed by John Boorman. It has some remarkable scenes and imagery that I have remembered for many years -- I saw the picture on the Big Screen in Hopkins when it was released -- I was in my second year of college then. Over the years, my memory has sifted from my recollections the long, dull, and laughably pretentious dialogue scenes, the implausible plot, and the idiotic performances of the principals, including the nearly nude Sean Connery who runs around in a loin-cloth for the whole movie. (The picture is so bad that it even makes Charlotte Rampling look stupid and unprepossessing.) Boorman is good with locations and set direction and the movie has people traipsing around in loose harem girl costumes, both male and female, in a manor-house above a chilly tarn in northern mountains in Britain. Some of the effects are very good. But it's too much and Boorman who wrote the dialogue extends all of the colloquies beyond any reasonable measure, his camera lingering as if each word was a mystical gem of wisdom. (The movie it most resembles is Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail except it's not nearly as funny.) The plot involves a ravaged world in the far future in which elites live in structures called "vortices" protected by force-fields. In an odd way, the movie rhymes neatly with the film The Hunt. As it happens, the liberal, psychedelically infused communities in the vortices have engaged savage warriors like Sean Connery's "Zed" to massacre the "deplorables" -- primitive savages who are gunned down by horsemen armed with automatic weapons. The warriors are supplied by guns by a floating head or styrofoam mask that vomits firearms and ammo to the death squads who have been taught to worship the blimp-sized aeronautical conveyance said to be the god, "Zardoz." The head proclaims as its oracle: the gun is good, because it kills and eliminates brutes; the penis is bad because it leads to more reproduction. The elites in the vortex manor are sexually impotent; they don't need to reproduce because they all have eternal life and can't be killed. If torn asunder, they are simply reincarnated -- there's a frieze of people waiting to be reborn displayed like trophies under cellophane on the walls to the bubble where the elites gather to make their decision. When Sean Connery turns up at the vortex manor house, he creates a stir because his penis still works and his erection (in an unintentionally risible scene) stirs the women, and some of the men, in the commune into a frenzy. Boorman has a great visionary imagination and there are some spectacular sequences in the movie (it's mostly scored to Beethoven's Sixth and Seventh symphonies), but there is less here than meets the eye. Boorman's best films, with the exception of his autobiographical movie Hope and Glory are adaptations of novels written by someone else -- I am thinking of Deliverance, Point Blank and his over-the-top film version of Malory, Excaliber. (In some ways, the failed Zardoz seems to be a sketch for some of the effects and material in Excalibur.) The picture, which I remembered with warmth, is unintentionally funny and unendurably dull.
Gun Crazy directed in 1950 is a cheap film noir that is pretty good and very inventive, but, also, I should observe, not as good as it is reputed to be. A boy, played by Russ Tamblyn is obsessed with guns and we see him stealing a pistol in the opening scene, a bravura set piece involving a broken shop window, reflections in the shattered glass, and a gun sliding across a rain-slick street to land at the foot of a dour sheriff. There's a juvenile hearing and the lad is sent to Reform School. Eight years later, he shows up in town, still obsessed with guns and shooting. At a lurid, rinky-dink carnival, he outshoots a lady marksman dressed like Annie Oakley. The lady is the "possession" (so he thinks) of a belligerent, conman who runs the target-shooting show. The protagonist, who is "gun-crazy", liberates the lady sharpshooter and together they go on a crime spree. The woman is aggressive, a vicious Lady Macbeth and she has no compunction about murdering people. The doomed lovers end up in the High Sierra with the dragnet closing in on them. They die together on a small islet in a swamp under the snow-capped crest of the range. The movie is efficiently made and runs like finely built clock, but it's a little bit dull and the acting is mediocre to the point of being forgettable. The movie has a reputation for brilliance but I think this is overblown. It's a tough, cynical, serviceable noir. But that's it. No less, no more.